I love Andy and I dream in anime.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
ig- @mewdeleine
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜(◡‿◡✿)

The Shining (1980) and Bob’s Burgers S01E02, Crawl Space (2011)


you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say, “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again. It’s real, it is happening to you. Go home again! Sit. Radio. Dinner - mmm. GARDENING, GARDENING, GARDENING. Death.
Dylan Moran’s view on life. (via thebrownqueen) ←


on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie



Go off

where/what is this and how can i participate?


remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

Here Are Photos of a $100,000 Birkin Bag Being Fed to an Alligator



remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif



My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 


i don’t think we talk about this enough