January 2011
Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?
My brother yelled catch and threw something at me, so I ducked and a tomato splattered all over my bedroom door. Glad he is back to his old self.
Anonymous asked: Why is it painful to put on your bra?
Putting on my bra is the most painful thing ever right now.
Oh I only have eyes for you, it's the truth, it's...
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ihatejacquelyn:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
Hey that’s pretty sweet, I love hiding out in my room two days in a row.
You've got nothing to lose, except for me and you.
Wait, is that Pee and me going out in West End this Wednesday? Is this making me feel happy?
So keen, I need to scab money off somebody now.
My heart is out at sea, My head all over the...
It’s cute how everyone can get whatever they want without having to do fuck all.
Watched the best fucking movie ever today. Other than that sleeping and listening to YMAS is all I can do.
When someone ask you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
